kujabunny:

Kuja laughed it off.  ”My my you are a funny one, flamboyant ape?  I suppose you must really be a clown, sociopath?  That’s what they called me I suppose, or rather they did everything in their power to stop someone like me.”  he spoke.  Kuja of course did a hair flip as he walked around Kefka.  ”You do look mad actually in the crazy sort of way.  Not that I mind that.  Yes I killed the rats.  I exterminated them practically, there were only a few left by the time my fate had ran its course.”  spoke Kuja’s poetic tone.  Kuja of course thought about the other for a moment.  ”So what brings you here?  Looking for a new throne to rain yourself as king of?” he asked the other curiously.

Kefka cocked his head slightly to the side and a slight smile touched his lips. “A sociopath? Those rats must be daft if ‘sociopath’ is the word they used to describe the likes of you. Hehe narcissistic may have been the better term.” (It’s always the narcissistic ones that are the easiest to annoy) Kefka thought to himself. Perhaps it may have been why he found them to be enjoyable company. 

“As for what brought me here, I heard through the grapevine that some insane man went to burn this city. So here I am, upset that I missed the party, but I’m more hurt by the fact that I didn’t receive an invitation….Hehe like what you see?” Kuja’s close examination of Kefka was a bit odd, he gave him that. However he was more appalled by the ape’s last question.

“Ha! King?! Only pathetic souls strive to be king! I came here to laugh, kill, and destroy some more but it seems you’ve already taken care of that. I hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE when you monkeys can’t share your toys!”